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He’s seeking an “endowment” fund.
A North Carolina man with the alleged “world’s smallest penis” is requesting $22,000 from the public to fund an operation that will add inches to his tiny tallywhacker. He posted a phallic financial aid plea on a GoFundMe Page entitled “Help Michael Get Micropenis Enlargement Surgery.”
“I am reaching out for help with a deeply personal medical challenge,” declared Michael Philips, 38, on the crowdfunding platform for the operation, which has raised over $9,000 of the goal as of Friday morning.
According to the post, the Southerner’s miniature manhood measures just 0.38 inches long — shorter than an aspirin tablet.
This puts him well within the threshold of a micropenis, defined by the Cleveland Clinic as an “atypically small penis” — measuring 3.67 inches or less — that’s discovered in infancy or early childhood.
Phillips wrote that his preternaturally small phallus has made everyday tasks like using the bathroom without making a mess “extremely difficult.”
He’s since been forced to use diapers.
“Because of this, my doctor has advised that I must use pull-ups unless I can pursue a medical procedure to help increase the size and improve my ability to urinate,” he lamented. “This has been a source of daily frustration and embarrassment, especially when traveling, which I like to do, and it has affected my confidence and independence.”
Understandably, the poor fellow has also come up short in the sack.
“The biggest challenges I’ve faced [are] having a sexual relationship and still being a virgin and being able to talk about it openly because of how embarrassing of a topic it is,” Phillips previously lamented in an interview with IGV Official, where he joked that he had the “world’s smallest” penis.
He recounted one mortifying incident in high school in which a girl saw his tiny tallywacker and laughed at him, putting him off pursuing dating and relationships for a long time.
And while the South Carolinian has had a couple of sexual experiences, he said he wasn’t “able to get it in,” and eventually “lost interest” in romance entirely.
“Over the years, my story has been featured in the news and on television, which has brought some awareness to my condition but also added to the emotional weight I carry,” Phillips rued on the GoFundMe page.
The one-inch wonder said he has worked hard to save enough money for the operation, which would involve injecting semipermanent dermal filler into his member.
But he still needs “additional support to cover the full cost of the procedure” (hence the “endowment” fund).
“While this procedure will not cure my micropenis condition, it would make a significant difference in my daily life by helping me avoid the need for pull-ups and regain some normalcy and comfort,” said Phillips.
“I’m reaching out to anyone who understands how challenging this situation can be,” he implored. “Your support would mean the world to me and help me take a big step toward living with more dignity and independence.”
