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Her lips are sealed.
One newly liberated woman not only threw herself a divorce party, but she put her husband’s wrongdoings on blast for guests to read and weep — and people online are losing their minds over it.
Content creator Abbey Wellman posted a TikTok video in June that has since gone massively viral of a poster board resting on a Chicago bar’s counter listing the “10 worst things” her ex-husband did during their marriage.
With dramatic music in the background helping to set the scene, the 60-second clip shows guest after guest reading the poster, looking beyond horrified, many with their jaws on the floor.
Even the bartender working the party did a double-take when reading the list.
The video has received over 30 million views and almost 45,000 comments from people on the edge of their seats, desperate to figure out what is on the board.
The Post reached out to the creator for comment.
“My fomo is horrendous rn,” one admitted.
“Girl if you don’t show us the damn board…” another demanded.
Some even attempted to screenshot the video and zoom in, but were left with nothing but a blurry image, which just further disappointed them.
One commenter related to the situation, claiming her list (if she were to make one) would be even worse, writing, “Omg if I made a list it would be so much worse this is cake.”
“Ok we need to know,” another demanded.
In a recent follow-up video, joining in on the Beyoncé “I didn’t have a pen and paper” trend, Wellman provided some insight into why she has yet to post the juicy tea, despite the internet’s desperate demands.
“When I had a divorce party and it went viral but I’m legally not allowed to post the board,” she wrote in overlay text.
Well, this explanation didn’t feed the hungry commenters who continued to hilariously beg to see the list.
“I’ll sign a NDA just to know lol,” one joked.
“Wait you’re in Chicago I’ll literally buy you drinks i need to know,” one bribed.
“What if a guest from the party post a story on Reddit with bullet points,” another suggested.
As juicy as this specific story is, divorce parties are becoming somewhat of a trend amongst newly single women.
One woman posted a video of herself burning her marriage certificate at her party, while another had a dress code for guests, where everyone wore “past versions of her ex-husband.”
