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It’s a seedy little pumpkin.
Sure, sex sells. But peeved parents aren’t buying it from an LED-animated Halloween novelty that serenades trick-or-treaters with a “creepy” chant laced with sexual innuendos about kissing and pumping folks full of its “seed.”
“Let me de-influence you from buying this viral Jabberin’ Jack pumpkin if you have children,” spat a mother of three in a “buyer beware” bulletin, scaring up more than 1.3 million video views.
“Listen to this song they slipped in. It gets worse as it goes along,” the spooked whistleblower warned while holding the 12-inch tchotchke, a $39.99 motion-sensor-activated decoration by Mindscope Products. “I was shocked when this song started playing.”
The nightmarish little number boasts questionable lyrics like, “Come closer, I have a kiss for you, and it tastes like pumpkin pie,” and “We’ll be wicked for one night, morbid and nefarious, and when the sun goes down, till morning it will just be us.”
“How would you like to scream all night?” the bauble belts in a buttery baritone. “I’ll fill you full of fright, guide you in the darkest deeds and spoil you with my roasted pumpkin seeds.”
Representatives for Mindscope Products did not immediately respond to The Post’s request for a comment regarding the controversial verses.
But miffed moms and dads across the internet are virtually lighting their torches and sharpening their pitchforks in outrage over the jazzy jack-o-lantern.
“This is INSANE for kids,” spat an incensed commenter beneath the trending clip.
“This is such a weird and creepy thing to put on a Halloween decoration,” a separate detractor wrote.
An equally offended onlooker labeled the troubling trinket “a grooming pumpkin.”
“It’s not cute or funny,” another barked. “Knowing this is advertised to children kinda pisses me off.”
“It’s the most X-rated thing ever, it’s just not age appropriate for children,” a skeeved spectator agreed.
The Jabberin’ Jack now joins the heap of kiddie goodies to recently come under fire by concerned cautioners.
Old Navy just found itself in the virtual hot seat for allegedly hawking hot pants to preschoolers amid the 2026 back-to-school boom. Lele & Co, a US-based baby boutique, caught similar flak after a mom discovered hidden dirty messages imprinted on her infant daughter’s Easter dress.
“Want to have an Easter egg hunt under the covers?” reads the sexually charged line inked onto the garment in small font. “This coupon entitles you to one free peep show!” even more alarming text reads.
The company promptly removed the ensemble from its site and issued an apology, saying, in part, “I would like to express my deepest apologies for the inappropriate text found on one of the clothing items sold in my store.”
“This particular piece was a resale item from a vendor, and regrettably, I did not catch the offensive wording before it was listed.”
