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He puts the a– in “assistant.”
Online hornballs have been lusting over Meta’s new Muse assistant after the tech firm’s AI wizards gave it a NSFW makeover.
Dubbed Jolly, the avatar is the default mascot for Meta’s new Muse AI assistant, which carries out tasks on the user’s behalf from sending emails to booking travel.
The idea was to put an adorable face to the dystopian-sounding tech, distinguishing it from the more impersonal-seeming counterparts at Anthropic and other AI firms.
By using the newly-released Muse Charm, users can carry the roly-poly secretary — which evokes a cross between a Labubu and a Squeezy dumpling toy — wherever they go.
One can think of Jolly like a high-tech Tamagatchi but with one major caveat: It has noticeably more junk in the trunk.
At least that’s the iteration created by Alexandr Wang, head of Meta’s Superintelligence Labs, who rolled out a series of risqué, AI-generated memes in which it boasted substantial digital assets, Futurism reported.
Apparently, sex sells even when it comes to cutesy AI assistants.
In one snippet, Jolly is seen winking over its shoulder while aiming its digital derriere at the viewer. Another depicts the voluptuous virtual character in bed with two men in an apparent parody of the iconic three-way smooch scene in “Challengers” featuring Zendaya, Josh O’Connor and Mike Faist.
Wang also superimposed a cheeky pic of the too-hot bot over a still of singer Adam Levine’s notorious sexts in which he wrote, “holy f–k” and “that body of yours is absurd.”
“Some of y’all way too thirsty for muse,” Wang wrote, as if he wasn’t to blame for sexualizing the avatar.
The campaign seemed to do the trick with throngs of lecherous viewers fawning over the Muse mascot’s caboose.
“Muse is a thirst trap,” said one online ogler, while another wrote, “Muse OnlyFans around the corner I fear.”
“I’m basically logging into X every day to see the thicc muse posts,” gushed a third.
“I seriously can’t wait to get my hands on this,” declared one gawker.
Some even created other salacious memes of the well-endowed assistant, including a spoof of the infamous meme where a man ogles a woman while his girlfriend shoots him a death glare.
While Jolly’s randy glow-up might seem like a stretch, Meta released a new feature that allowed users to customize their Muse mascot’s appearance and even change its voice.
After this latest campaign, it wouldn’t be surprising if some attempted to max out its sex appeal.
