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On January 26, Neptune, our planet of dreams and delusions, psychics, the spiritual and the supernatural, poetry, high art, high hopes, and just plain getting high, is climbing out of the Jell-O ponds of Pisces and into the flame-throwing, high-fiving, porno for pyros sign of Aries, where it shall reign until March 23, 2039.
In effect, we are burning down the dream, and, in light of this transit and the relatively spanking-new New Year, we could all use a ritual that prepares and purifies.
“A cleanse should clear out what’s stuck mentally, emotionally, and energetically. When you target the right thing, one small ritual can shift more than a month of restriction,” Echo, a professional tarot reader at Tarotap, told The Post.
She notes that every sign carries emotional residue from the previous year and murky dream matter from Neptune’s tenure in Pisces.
To that end, Echo has identified a single, actionable cleansing ritual for each sign, designed to release what’s weighing you down.
“These aren’t big rituals. They’re not supposed to be. A cleanse works when it targets the right thing, not when it demands the most from you.
Pick your sign, do the ritual once, and notice what feels different. Taking that one intentional action or step can help interrupt a pattern that’s been running for years.”
Read and ritual for your sun and rising sign.
“Aries doesn’t need to calm down. They need a safe place where they can put their anger so it doesn’t leak into other areas of their lives,” said Echo.
In the spirit of that safety, she recommends Aries folks write down what’s been making them quietly furious, be it unexpressed resentments or a situation that’s reached critical mass.
“Aries is often associated with holding anger in the body, and this ritual offers a physical release. Watch it turn to ash and leave it there.”
“For Taurus, this transit is about breaking the emotional comfort loop tied to money,” said Echo.
She recommends deleting payment methods from apps, unsubscribing from marketing emails, and otherwise removing the friction-free spending pathways favored by the bull herd.
“Taurus often finds security in accumulation, but this month is about cleansing the financial autopilot.”
“When Geminis clear their digital clutter, it’s like their nervous systems get the quiet it’s been craving,” shared Echo.
She recommends Gems close every open browser, delete screenshots, and otherwise purge their pixel landscape.
“Gemini’s mental clutter often shows up in these digital piles. Start January with a blank screen and notice how your mind settles.”
“Cancer resets emotionally through their space. The fridge is often where these old feelings pile up without them noticing,” said Echo
She suggests the crab contingent begin with a deep clean of their refrigerator.
“Throw away expired items, wipe down shelves, and reorganize the remaining items. Cancer processes emotion through the home, and the kitchen is its emotional center. A cleared-out fridge makes space for nourishment that actually serves you.”
“A Leo’s cleanse is learning to hear their own approval instead of waiting for it from others,” said Echo.
To foster that receptivity, she recommends standing in front of a mirror and saying one true, kind thing about yourself to yourself. Out loud, in earnest, and with eye contact.
“Leo gives praise freely to others but often forgets to receive it. This month’s cleanse is practicing self-approval.
“Virgo doesn’t struggle with effort but with the permission to be imperfect and still move forward,” shared Echo.
She urges Virgo folks to write down five things they’ve been postponing out of fear that they can’t execute them perfectly.
“Do one of them badly, on purpose. Virgo’s drive for precision can create paralysis. The ritual is completing something imperfectly and realizing it’s still enough.”
“A Libra’s reset happens when they stop waiting for certainty and still choose,” said Echo.
She suspects the members of team Libra have been avoiding a decision, delaying a commitment while they wait for more info or someone else’s input.
“Say out loud, to yourself or someone else. ‘I’m choosing this.’ Libra’s cleanse isn’t about gaining clarity; it’s about committing without it.”
“Scorpios hold onto proof of the past long after the relationship is over, and that weight shows up everywhere,” shared Echo.
She recommends scorpions delete message threads, saved photos, and contacts they’ve been hoarding ‘just in case.’
“This cleanse is clearing a digital connection that’s already ended.”
“Silence can be uncomfortable for Sagittarius because it reveals the distractions they have been covering,” said Echo.
She suggests a raw dog reset for archers.
“No podcasts, no music, no phone. Walk one mile in silence and let your mind wander. Sagittarius tends to fill every gap with stimulation. The cleanse is seeing what emerges when the noise drops away,” she said.
“A Capricorn’s nervous system can reset when they learn to accept that rest is not something they need to earn,” said Echo.
She recommends that sea goats spend at least one hour a week doing nothing productive.
“No errands, no preparation, no ‘relaxing’, that’s secretly strategic. Capricorn often ties rest to reward. The ritual proves that you can stop without everything falling apart.”
“Aquarius craves connection but often filters it through distance, and hearing a real voice changes everything.”
To that end, she advises water bearers to call one person they would typically text.
“Have a real, unedited conversation. Aquarius can keep a relationship at arm’s length through screens. This month’s cleanse is removing the buffer and letting someone hear your voice.
“Pisces’ most powerful cleanse is a clean no, said without guilt or explanation,” said Echo.
She suggests all fish folks say no to one request this month, and that said no be without softening, apology, or the offer of an alternative.
“Just no. Pisces absorbs others’ needs easily. The cleanse is setting a boundary with no explanation attached.”
Astrologer Reda Wigle researches and irreverently reports on planetary configurations and their effect on each zodiac sign. Her horoscopes integrate history, poetry, pop culture, and personal experience. To book a reading, visit her website.
