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Looks like people weren’t dreaming of a “bright Christmas.”
Wyckoff’s Christmas Tree farm in New Jersey had Christmas Grinches saying fir-getaboutit after offering Yuletide pines that come in a kaleidoscopic array of colors.
Dubbed “New Jersey’s original colored tree farm,” the White Township-based fir trader offers trees in 9 different colors: pink, purple, dark blue, light blue, turquoise, magenta, red, and black, per the site.
“You’re sure to find the color that’s right for your family tree!” wrote Wyckoff’s. “These trees are while supplies last and are first come, first served.”
The Post reached out to Wyckoff’s for comment.
Accompanying photos show the not-so-evergreens, which are vibrantly-hued like the wig display at a punk shop in the East Village.
Wyckoff’s, which reportedly has been slinging holiday firs since 1958, reportedly uses real trees grown on their 65-acre plot.
The spruce seller then colors them with a fire-proof, latex-based paint that’s “specifically formulated for Christmas trees.” This dyeing process was brought to light in a recent video for NJ.com, which shows workers in protective garb spraying the trees different colors, evoking a Yuletide version of the painted roses in “Alice in Wonderland.”
In a disclaimer on their site, the Christmas tree company claims that they “believe this product to be safe, based on provided manufacturer information.”
“We do believe that the tree baling process will cause some colorant to flake from the foliage,” Wyckoff’s writes. “When opening the baled tree, this flaked colorant is likely to fall on the floor.”
They added, “Wyckoff’s Christmas Tree Farm, LLC will not be liable for any issue(s) arising from the use of this product.”
Critics claimed that the rainbow grove of being less than “green”-friendly.
“Spray poison everywhere. Great idea,” accused one social media scrooge on Instagram, while another griped, “This is absolutely horrific.”
Others claimed they liked their Christmas trees without any artificial additives.
“Um I’ll take natural please!” said one critic.
“That’s going to be a no for me,” said another naysayer. “I either compost down or send to farms who reuse so can’t have extra stuff sprayed onto it. If I wanted a color one I would buy a faux one in color I liked to reuse personally.”
However, others are apparently “dyeing” to get their hands on a differently pigmented pine from the firm, which is a 12-time winner of the New Jersey Christmas Tree Growers Association’s Grand Champion Award, the New Jersey Digest reported.
Owner John C. Wyckoff told New Jersey 101.5 that the trees have been selling like crazy and claimed that there was even one woman who bought a purple pine to go with her purple shoes, clothes and pocketbook.
