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Megan Thee Stallion didn’t just dump Klay Thompson — she may have accidentally sicced the internet’s most unhinged coven on him.
The “Hot Girl Summer” rapper, 31, confirmed Saturday that she’s split from the Dallas Mavericks guard, 36, after less than a year together — and her fans wasted no time going from heartbreak to hex, requesting the help of witches online.
“I’ve made the decision to end my relationship with Klay. Trust, fidelity and respect are non-negotiable for me in a relationship, and when those values are compromised, there’s no real path forward. I’m taking this time to prioritize myself and move ahead with peace and clarity,” she told TMZ through a rep.
Translation: it’s over — and not on friendly terms.
Hours earlier, the Grammy winner was far less diplomatic, blasting the NBA star on Instagram Stories for his alleged unfaithfulness.
“Cheating, had me around your whole family playing house … got ‘cold feet,’” she wrote.
“Holding you down through all your HORRIBLE mood swings and treatment towards me during your basketball season now you don’t know if you can be ‘monogamous’????”
Oof.
The couple’s whirlwind romance — which began around July 2025 and included a red carpet debut at her Pete & Thomas Foundation Gala and even a Thanksgiving with family — officially fizzled out on April 25.
That’s roughly nine months from flirty soft-launch to full-blown fallout.
But if the “Savage” artist is moving on with “peace and clarity,” her fanbase clearly chose chaos.
Within hours of the split going public, her fans — who affectionately refer to themselves as “Hotties” — flooded X with a different kind of breakup strategy: outsourcing revenge to Etsy witches.
“Currently talking to my friends on the other side and the Etsy witches have been called, Klay Thompson you’re DONE,” one fan wrote, alongside a video of a woman stabbing a voodoo doll courtside.
Subtle!
The replies only got darker.
“KLAY THOMPSON. YOUR ACHILLES TENDONS WILL BEGIN TO ACHE IN 3 DAYS,” one person eerily warned, while another claimed, “just paid an etsy witch. klay alexander thompson you WILL be dealt with.”
As the hex talk snowballed, others leaned into the chaos with a mix of sarcasm and spite.
“I hope klay thompson’s bum ass has the time of his life fending off thousands of hexes from etsy witches,” one user posted.
But for some, the mission sounded less like a joke — and more like a call to action.
“Do any of you practice witchcraft?” another asked. “i need klay thompson to wake up with deer legs by tomorrow morning.”
The online frenzy taps into a very real — if eyebrow-raising — corner of the internet.
As previously reported by The Post, Etsy has quietly become a hub for self-proclaimed spellcasters offering everything from love potions to good weather on one’s wedding day to classic curse work, with listings ranging from a few bucks to hundreds.
Whether any Hotties are actually placing anti-Klay orders remains unclear — and the platform has technically banned the sale of supernatural services since 2015.
Still, that hasn’t stopped the vibe.
The star couple’s split marks a sharp turn from just a few months ago, when Megan was openly gushing about her relationship.
By early 2026, she described herself as “overly comfortable” with Thompson and even hinted she was “manifesting” an engagement.
She also credited therapy and personal growth for helping her find a “healthy partner.”
Less than three months later, that love story has officially entered its villain arc.
Adding insult to injury, fans say the rapper appeared visibly emotional during a recent performance in “Moulin Rouge! The Musical” on Broadway, with heartbreak seemingly spilling into her role.
“We need to summon our strongest etsy witches to deal with Klay. this is actually gut wrenching to see,” one user commented under a photo of the teary-eyed star onstage in New York City.
The disgraced athlete, for his part, has stayed silent — no statement, no clapback, no apparent concern about incoming metaphysical warfare.
But if he starts avoiding black cats, broken mirrors and suspiciously scented candles … you’ll know why.
