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The pajama party is over.
Tampa International Airport set the internet ablaze on Thursday after its official X account declared war on what it called a full-blown fashion emergency unfolding at the gate.
“We’ve seen enough. We’ve had enough. It’s time to ban pajamas at Tampa International Airport,” its post read.
After bragging about previously “banning Crocs,” the airport said they were moving on to address an “even larger crisis: Pajamas. At. The. Airport. In the middle of the day.”
“The madness stops today,” the X post read.” The movement starts now. Help Tampa International Airport become the world’s first Crocs-free AND pajama-free airport. Do your part. Say no to pajamas at TPA.”
The tongue-in-cheek manifesto quickly took off online — and not everyone was ready to fold up their flannel without a fight.
“Who the f—k cares what I wear while your TSA agents go through all my s—t and pat me down?” someone wrote beneath the post.
“What do you care what I wear on my flight where I’m going to be crammed in with a bunch of miserable people while some d—bag reclines his seat into me?”
Another similarly sounded off: “Is this a joke? The TSA makes us wait in line, remove our shoes, belts, empty our pockets, and scan us. Crocs and pajamas are a response to having to go through all that. Easy on, easy off. No belts. No shoe laces. No pockets to empty.”
Others argued that cramped cabins — not cozy sweatpants — are the real problem.
“Maybe if there were more room on the plane, people wouldn’t have to wear such flexible material.”
Still, not everyone was clutching their carry-ons in outrage. Some applauded the airport’s attempt to restore a little jet-set decorum.
“Almost every other nation on Earth (yes even the poor ones) respects itself enough to not wear bed time clothing in public besides the US?? Tampa, you’re doing the Lord’s work,” a fan of the ban penned.
Another chimed in: “Thank you it’s time for adults to behave as adults and grow up. If they can’t or won’t then how can it be expected that today’s children won’t repeat this behavior.”
And then came the nostalgia for the golden age of glam travel.
“There used to be a time where Americans would dress up when they travel. How Americans dress now speaks volumes as to where our National soul is at.”
But critics weren’t done — with some seeing the proposal as something more sinister than a style critique.
“Very weird tactic to move us closer to only the rich being able to fly. Can’t have the peasants polluting the world.”
Whether the pajama purge is satire, social experiment or serious style stance, one thing’s certain: in 2026, the real turbulence might not be in the air — it’s in the terminal.
And Tampa’s tongue-in-cheek tirade isn’t happening in a vacuum.
As previously reported by The Post, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy has also been urging Americans to dial up the decorum since the busy Thanksgiving travel season last November.
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“We’ve seen … maybe a degradation in civility, in the airspace,” Duffy told reporters at the time. “You can’t legislate that, right? You can’t mandate it.”
Still, he made the ask anyway.
“Let’s try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come here,” he said, arguing that dressing with a bit more intention could subtly shift behavior.
“Whether it’s a pair of jeans and a decent shirt. I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better, which maybe encourages us to maybe behave all a little better.”
The Department of Transportation even launched a campaign titled “The Golden Age of Travel Starts with You,” appealing to nostalgia for the era when flying felt more like an occasion than an inconvenience.
