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The secret’s out: “Bim” is in!
Massive mammaries, erect nipples and kinky kittenishness are all the rage on Pornhub this week — so reveals newly released data in the wake of Bryon Noem’s explosive bimbofication scandal.
It’s the breast case scenario for fetishists worldwide.
Search popularity for “bimbofiaction” ballooned from nearly 0% on Monday, March 30, to a titillating 587% by Tuesday, March 31, and increased to a whopping 724% on Wednesday, April 1, according to PornHub figures sent directly to The Post.
The sudden surge coincided with leaked images of Noem, the husband of former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, cross-dressing in bimbo regalia.
Photos of the father of two donning a woman’s crop top, stuffed with inflated balloons as faux breasts, and a pair of hot-pink micro-shorts hit the internet Tuesday. The saucy snaps came accompanied by claims Noem had blown over $25,000 messaging bimbo influencers, covetously fawning over their “huge, huge ridiculous boobs.”
Interest in the bimbofied content — largely featuring ditzy women with humongous boobs, inflated lips and beaucoup Botox — barely moved the needle on Pornhub before Noem’s outing.
Site insights show nearly no buzz around its “bimbofication” category in mid-March — although the X-rated platform boasts an eye-popping 3,092 vids dedicated to the fetish — and only a slight bump (less than 100%) in search volume on March 22.
The cause of the tiny spike is un-Noem.
But the men and women who also enjoy gussying up in bimbo-mode are grateful that the South Dakota dad has, inadvertently, spotlit their oft-misunderstood subculture — which spans far beyond the confines of sex work and erotic cosplay.
The rise of social media “Bimflunencers” is also underway, putting bimbo influencers such as Abby Dowse, with over 3.3 million Instagram followers, and Adriana Alencar, with 2 million ’Gram fans, on the map.
The hulking chests and hot frames on both ladies elicit steamy adulation from drooling admirers, ranging from tame comments like “so gorgeous from top to bottom” to the more NSFW, such as “I’ll just lick you, sweetie … Ice cream sweet!”
But Mika, a bimbo of the Big Apple, recently told The Post that the lifestyle is a “way of keeping a sense of whimsy, lightheartedness, and hyper-femininity [in a world] that can feel so intense,” rather than merely posing as a dimwitted sex kitten for the pleasure of guys.
The NYC bombshell often entertains her 49,000 social media subscribers with tales of her cosmetic procedures, obsession with all things pink, and super skimpy attire.
Bri Jordan, 26, from Sacramento, California, echoed similar sentiments, saying, “What I love about being a bimbo so much is that people might look at me and automatically assume that I’m not smart or that I lack depth.”
“Then, they get to know me and it’s like, surprise!,” giggled the bimbo fashion influencer, “I’m actually a capable, intelligent and empathetic person.”
“I love that contrast.”
