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Mercury retrograde is coming in hot and ready.
As the least loved astrological transit, Mercury retrograde is synonymous with stress, nostalgia, communication breakdowns and relationship resurrections.
It’s enough to make anyone want to eat their feelings.
“Mercury Retrograde makes us crave comfort food for emotional grounding and a quick dopamine boost. With studies showing that 45% of people turn to food for comfort, the upcoming retrograde can turn into a real munchfest,” experts from Tastewise, a leading food intelligence platform, told The Post.
And we, as a nation, are a hungry and suspicious people. Earlier research found that Americans hold such a special place for comfort foods and nostalgic childhood dishes that they would even name their kid after their favorite for a lifetime supply of it.
Thirty-five percent would name their kid “Pizza” in exchange for a lifetime supply, 28 percent would name their kid “Mozz Stick,” and 27 percent “Ice Cream.”
Bless this mess, indeed.
To uncover, or unwrap if you will, the comfort foods Americans reach for during Mercury retrograde, Tastewise conducted a little star-crossed food survey.
Read on, snack on, stay golden.
Mac and Cheese
Mac and cheese tops the list of preferred comfrot food with 20% of survey participants admitting that the carbohydrate classic is their go to for retrograde relief.
“No matter how the styles may differ – baked and bubbling in the South or truffle-topped in LA – for Americans, mac & cheese is the edible equivalent of a warm hug after a looong day.”
Breakfast Plate
Nearly 20% of those surveyed admitted to craving this greasy spoon melange of eggy, pancakes and bacon.
“Don’t we all remember what a slow Sunday morning in your mom’s kitchen tastes like? Exactly like this.”
Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup
When Mercury retrogrades unsettles us, nothing feels safer than this marriage of roasted nightshade and cheese goo.
A previous study established that America’s ultimate grilled cheese uses white bread, is cut into triangles, and layers two different kinds of cheese.
According to the same study, eight in 10 Americans (84%) admitted that biting into a grilled cheese sandwich with the perfect crispy crunch on the outside and gooey, cheesy blend on the inside is one of their favorite feelings in the whole world.
Dream big, kids.
Baked Potato with Toppings
Hallowed be thy gussied root vegatable.
Loaded baked potatoes are the comfort food of choice for a staggering 13% of Americans.
“Simple and humble, the baked potato stands out as an underrated comfort classic and the ultimate ‘solo dinner’ meal.”
Brown Bread with Syrup
Mercury retrogrtade can make us lonesome for days gone by, or eras past, namely Elizabethan England and the combination of brown bread and sticky syrup.
“Simplicity and nostalgia are everything when it comes to grounding yourself and hitting the reset button.”
Astrologer Reda Wigle researches and irreverently reports back on planetary configurations and their effect on each zodiac sign. Her horoscopes integrate history, poetry, pop culture and personal experience. To book a reading, visit her website.
