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Anwar White is teaching women how to be private d–ks.
Call them dong detectives, schlong sleuths, sausage Sherlocks, penis patrollers — ladies looking to get a leg up on a prospective partner’s middle leg are getting an education on the art of meat whistle measurement, thanks to the certified romance and relationship coach from Los Angeles, who’s virally schooling female followers on the ABCs of spotting D.
The phallus prophesier’s virtual tutorials have amassed more than a combined 22 million views across social media from hot-to-trot honeys, worldwide, who are now hungrily sizing up peckers — from the comforts of their front porches to the Palace of Versailles — with effortless ease.
“It’s called ‘catching print,’” White, a sexpert of nearly two decades, explained to The Post of his trending todger-spotter how-to — aimed well above the belt, he assured, and all in aid of “empowering” women to help them determine a guy’s size without a trip to the bedroom.
Some miffed men have cried foul, deeming the tool-checking trend “demeaning” and cyber-scolding White and his female fanbase for “objectifying” their bodies.
But catching print aficionados, who often say they’ve previously been objectified by horndogs who’ve shamelessly ogled their breasts and bums — say it’s time for men to get a taste of their own medicine.
“How’s it feel?” teased one unapologetic woman, mocking catching print detractors in a post seen by nearly a million social media viewers. “Oh, how the tables have turned.”
The “print” in White’s trademarked phrase refers to the bulge that penises typically make along the inseam of a chap’s pants — be they jeans, slacks or sweats.
And the Peter Peeking Pros developed an elementary guideline for subtly spotting — or “catching” — and categorizing each individual print, based on size, at the gym, the beach or even the subway evening commute.
He classifies prints as either an “A,” “B,” or “D.”
White tells The Post he skipped a size “C” grouping — because, according to his method, the lucky lads who exceed the “B” level deserve to be automatically promoted to the well-endowed “D” ranking.
“It’s like bra cups,” he laughed, saying that when it comes to a so-called print, “an A is when the penis protrudes above the middle of the zipper on a pair of pants.”
“If there’s a slight bulge at the top of the zipper area, above the testicles, that’s an A, meaning the penis is roughly 4 to 6 inches.”
To find fellas in the “B” brigade, White says, “If it’s poking out or you see a bigger bulge lower than that middle point of the zipper — towards the bottom of their testicles — it’s a B.” He estimates that those bananas stand between 6 and 8 inches.
What men really want to be, in this case, is a D-lister. Unlike the status dreaded by celebrities, this is the VIP — short for “very impressive penis,” White joked — place to be.
“When the penis goes past the testicles, that’s a D,” the tallywacker teacher said. “It either looks very flat or it has a banana angle — you may see a bulge just beyond the testicles.”
“The difference between a B and a D is that the bulge will extend from the top to the bottom of the zipper area, curving,” or, he noted, “The zipper area might look really flat because he’s tucked it.”
It’s a how’s-it-hanging hack that White, a 40-something gay and married father of three, who refers to himself as the internet’s “fairy God-brother,” has spent years perfecting.
And he claims it has an approximate 90% accuracy rate.
“I’ve studied how men hold themselves,” explained White, a former varsity basketball and tennis champ — sharing that numerous opportunities to observe men of all sizes have informed his research.
The fact that not all penises are created equally is no secret.
While length, width and girth variations abound — and most women are left in the dark regarding the dimensions of their male partner’s package, until the guy drops trou for the first time.
That big (or not so big) reveal can leave ladies feeling pleasantly surprised or distressingly disappointed — until now.
And they couldn’t be more thrilled — with countless posts on TikTok and elsewhere heralding the advent of a new era in erection prediction.
“I can’t stop catching print,” confessed one podcaster recently, in giggly hysterics. “I can’t stop looking, I can’t stop checking.”
“Anytime I see a man’s full body on the internet I’m like, ‘Hm, it’s a B,’ ‘Oh, that’s an A,’” she said. “And let me tell you one thing, it’s mostly A’s.”
A travel content creator in France confirmed as much during a recent visit to France, where she labeled Louis XIV a solid “A” based on a painting in Versailles’ most royal residence.
Viewers online applauded the eagle-eyed diva for “catching historical print.”
White remains unfazed, he said, by the disgruntled dudes who call his system “BS” — saying this isn’t about them, it’s about helping the gals gain an advantage.
“Women, today, have more power, more agency and more independence than ever,” said White, whose book “Girl, Get Your Guy,” is slated for release this year. “I’m happy to help them figure out what a guy is working with before they become too invested in someone who may not be a good fit.”
His goal, he emphasized, is to correct the power imbalance created by the mystery around a man’s size — by unwrapping their packages.
“Now, women have the power,” he said.
